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Believe in Dat Man

 and the 

SPIRIT of the Expired Coke

AN INCLUSIVE COMMUNITY FOR ALL WHO
EVENTS
10 Feb 

Day Of Dat

""Let there be shite" said Dat Man, as he drank the expired coke, thus life begun."

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WELCOMING YOU HOME

Dat Woman will always welcome you home you just gotta drink her OJ and not the OJ Simpson.

ABOUT OUR CHURCH

We love to wipe our burdensome butts with sandpaper.

TEENAGE MINISTRIES

The teens love to do mischievous things, thats why Dat Man will blow them up if they do. He has you parents covered.

SERVICES

Dat Man does a lot of charity work. For example, eating the homeless and feeding on the children.

HELP US TO SPREAD OUR
LOVE AND FAITH IN DAT MAN
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